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  1. Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

    Taoism: Shit happens.

    Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

    Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

    Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

    Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

    Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

    Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

    Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

    Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

    Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

    Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

    Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

    Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

    Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

    Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

    Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

    Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

    Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

    Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.

    Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.

    Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

    Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

    Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

    Creationism: God made all shit.

    Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

    Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

    Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.

    Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

    Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

    Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

    Darwinism: This shit was once food.

    Capitalism: That's MY shit.

    Communism: It's everybody's shit.

    Feminism: Men are shit.

    Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...

    Commercialism: Let's package this shit.

    Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

    Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.

    Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

    Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

    Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

    Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

    Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

    Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.

    Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.

    Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

    Jehovah's Witnesses: >KnockKnock

    Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

    Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

    Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

    Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

    Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

    Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

    Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?

    Agnostic #3: What is this shit?

    Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

    Atheism: What shit?

    Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!

    Nihilism: No shit.

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